Like when I eat a tray of Bagel Bites and drink two big glasses of orange juice. I mean, I know I’m 8 months pregnant and just about anything that goes into my body gives me heartburn…. but do I take that into account when grabbing something to eat for supper at 10:30pm? Of course not.
In other news, I’m pretty sure I have a butt sticking out of my right side.