Yes, now you too can give your loved one a Real Raccoon Baculum Penis Bone Toothpick for Christmas!
Because that’s what everyone wants for a Christmas present, right? I can’t wait to pick ham out of my teeth with a raccoon’s penis bone.
This amazing stocking stuffer can be yours for just $8.00 + $3.50 in shipping and handling!
The add boasts:
5 REAL Raccoon Baculum Bones
Up for sale are 5 real Raccoon penis Bones! South Dakota toothpicks!!! They measure between 3 1/2 – 4 7/8 inches long . Imagine the looks on your friends face when they open up your gift!!!!! You will be receiving 5 bones like the one pictured!!!
Warning: You may want to wash your raccoon penis toothpick before you use it – the item is listed as used and who knows where that raccoon may have stuck his pecker before the bone(r) was viciously harvested for your oral pleasure.
Used: An item that has been used previously. See the seller’s listing for full details and description of